Virtual Dispatch

At a pond in a land far away. A doghouse frog came to stay. He isn’t an unhappy lad. He likes the lovely Princess. And he has it bad. Therefore his heart searches for her everyday.

Furthermore, this frog is a doghouse frog you see. Kind of rough around the edges, exponentially. But the lovely Princess is more beautiful than any words can say. Indeed, she’s beautiful in every single way. And now, the secrets of the doghouse frog, are set free.

Down at the castle concourse, hidden among the rosemary and sage. There was a jumpy frog trying to avoid a cage. All that mattered was the sweet chance to see her. Then there was an interruption, and it didn’t occur. However, that’s not the end of the story, or this page.

Now this doghouse frog has been here a time or two. And when that castle guard grabbed him, he knew just what to do. Yes indeed, he was ready this time. So he let go with all his slimy frog slime. And the castle guard responded with a mighty bellow of “Eeeww!”

The Secrets of the Doghouse Frog

Meanwhile, just over to the right. There is the most precious, and beautiful sight. The lovely Princess is finally here. And all on the concourse give out an adoring cheer. Oh the grace and beauty, in the way she glows so bright.

If only the castle guard had turned the other way. He wouldn’t be getting slimmed by a doghouse frog today. As it was, it couldn’t have happened at a worse time. Because the lovely Princess saw the throwing of the slime. The embarrassed, and slimy frog, found himself with nothing he could say.

So the doghouse frog took another flight. And as he tumbles through the air, he feels this is about right. Somehow he’s always caught by that one villain guard. By now, avoiding him shouldn’t be that hard. And once again, a jumpy frog tossed clean out of sight.

Will a jumpy frog ever have the chance to see? The loveliness of Her Majesty? For now it looks like, not. Better watch out, that doghouse frog’s comin in hot. Straight into the pond, with the utmost accuracy.

Then the night begins to fall. And the glow bugs come to call. Throughout the kingdom, sweet dreams rule the night. And the warmth spreads by love’s sweet light. Happy Valentine’s Day, one and all.