Virtual Dispatch

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful and lovely Princess. She is breathtakingly beautiful, and her kingdom shines with the essence of her wonderful light. It is so beautiful it lights up every night!

The lovely Princess is so kind, and wonderful in every way, so it is no wonder a frog fell head over flippers for her one sunny day. The lovely Princess is as the sunshine, and all the stars of the night, there is no doubt she is a shining light.

She has arrived in the deep of the night, back to her kingdom so beautiful and quiet. Yet, she tarries not by the concourse, nor at the castle door, gracefully and quickly, she moves to the royal library once more.

The Princess

And see there! What has the lovely Lady taken from that ornate stand? It isn’t book or page, but something just as grand! This is intriguing, and difficult to understand, but the lovely Lady holds an enchanted key, in her hand.

Oh this Heorine! And her valiant and courageous ways! She is lovely and brilliant and charming and beautiful in every way! And we’re just getting started! The list goes on for days!

A pause, and a quick look into a land of blue. We’re searching for a traveling frog, who’s searching for, you know who. He’s been many miles and will find his one true love, he keeps a close eye on that shining light from above.

Now down the path a brightly lit palace glows in the night, that jumpy frog leaps up in delight, surely this was a sign he was on the right track! He knew if he thought of the lovely Princess, he would find his way back!

He leaps forward to that strangely lit palace, and misses the sign, placed suspiciously far from the path. He’s just a frog working with frog logic, sometimes he doesn’t like to do the math.

The Search

He hops quickly and purposefully up to those palace gates, he hops and hops and never hesitates. Straight into the noisy confusion beyond, that frog sure is determined, for a frog from the pond.

He feels happy to finally be on his way to her, and this blue world adventure has been such a blur. He hops along the hallway into a large room, he has a picture of her on his flipperphone, and it’s on zoom.

Happily thinking of her and hopping to return to her again soon. Therefore, he doesn’t hear the hush, falling over the room.

Oh mercy, and not again! Can this hopeful love ever win!? What has happened to create such a scene? Did that faraway sign say something mean? Perhaps not, unless one is jumpy and green.

For that sign points the way, to the restaurant special of the day! Oh dear, and it is as bad as that! For today’s special is frog legs, served with a side of *splat*!

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